my car broke down in a cemetery

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl) 03/30/2017 at 20:17 • Filed to: None

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CaptDale - is secretly British > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 20:19

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At least you can burry it quickly then.

Jonathan Harper > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 20:20

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If only it were a Rolls Royce Ghost, it’d be right at home.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 20:22

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Symbolism is symbolic.

Honeybunchesofgoats > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 20:27

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Welp. We’ll all miss you. At least you got the chance to bid farewell to Oppo.

Urambo Tauro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 20:30

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 20:33

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Alfanezer Screws, you will be visited by three ghosts. The ghost of Lucas past, the ghost of Lucas present, and the ghost of Lucas yet to come.

- Jacob Morris-Minorly

Other Christmas Story jokes: Tiny Tin, Bob Ratchet, etc. etc.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/30/2017 at 20:39

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Came to say something like this, although breaking down in a junkyard would be more fitting.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/30/2017 at 20:42

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amazing

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/30/2017 at 20:46

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RIP aperson may he rust in alfasuds.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 21:26

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RIP

Agrajag > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 23:12

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Passerby: What happened?

You: It’s dead.

The Compromiser > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/30/2017 at 23:38

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“Went down to the cemetery, looking  for love. Got there and my baby was buried, had to dig her up.”

-The Headstones